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篇名: 2008/10/14的日記
作者: DC Slicker 日期: 2008.10.14  天氣:  心情:
Is today Christmas? I don't think so but why Santa Claus is coming to town today. (You better Watch out you better not cry. . . .) The DOW went up 936 and NASDAQ was up 194 points. This is a miracle which only Santa can make it happened.
So my explanation why Santa Claus is coming to town early is based on the following speculation.
1. Its Republican conspiracy due to Obama is winning 10 points in poll. (Poor Sarah Palin was proved by abusing her authority in Alaska).
2. Global Warming - Santa needs to run away because North Pole is melting. This is another G. W. Bush achievement because America refused to sign the Kyoto Protocol 8 years ago).
The only thing can save John McCain is to ask the formal Taiwanese President
Chen Shui-Bien to be his campaign manager because he can lie so much. He will claim Obama is actual son of Osama Bin Laden. (Osama & Obama spells pretty close)
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